This joke was sent in by Andrea. Andrea is a 29-year-old web master, mother of one boy and one girl. She's from Atlanta. Here is Andrea's joke:
A couple are attending Lamaze class. The instructor tells the husband, "Try to imagine that you are the one carrying the baby. How would you pick up that pen that's on the floor?"
The husband thinks for a moment, tugs at his wife's sleeve, and says, "Honey, pick up that pen for me, will you!"