The following joke was told to us by Michelle, a 30-year-old small business owner and the mother of 2. It was taken from the humor message board of The Big Fat Baby, which has lots of baby jokes worth checking out.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?