This joke was taken from the Bag of Laughs Web Site.
b. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
c. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
d. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a naughty word.
e. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we tell them.
f. WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house.
g. WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."