Here is a joke contributed by Baby Place visitor Kimberly Cygan. Thank you Kimberly!
When my husband and I started dating he didn't know anything about babies or pregnancy.
When my sister became pregnant he was always baffled by the terms we used.
One day my sister called me and said that her water had broken and she was on the way to the hospital.
When I called and told my husband that her water broke his first response was, "Can we fix it? Should I call a plumber?"